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broriarty:

plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed

Who wants to eat? Who the fuck wants to eat? Go have something to eat! Hurray! - Mel Gibson 

(Source: itsallybro)

age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Lip-synching a song like you’re the artist.

daily-tumbles:

only everyday of my life..

(Source: delleirum)

jinxedpixie:

sometimes i wonder if someone will miss me if i delete my account

(Source: jacknicholson)

The awkward moment when Justin Bieber wins ‘Best Male Video’ dressed as a lesbian librarian and Lady Gaga won ‘Best Female Video’ dressed as a man

most-awkward-moments:

Click here if you’re awkward!

thefrogman:

RIP Dave.

This is one of my favourite Frogman Originals

You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing

Applied for two jobs…kinda hope I don’t get one of them….